Vacation in North Korea and Germany – Heilbronnolulu or Honoludwigshafen

Kim Jong-un Wolle North Korea, according to the “Frankfurter Rundschau”, “transform” into a chic holiday domicile. The beginning has been made. ”The beloved leader of the popular country recently officially opened and inaugurated a huge section of the beach on the east coast of the North Korean People’s Republic. The official name of the gigantic seaside resort, which can accommodate 20,000 enthusiastic entertainment, is “Wonsan Kalma”.

Initially, mostly local travelers had made up to the local recreation region, “fulfilled with the joy of experiencing a new level of civilization,” as the KCNA news agency reports. “More than 400 artistically designed buildings line the white sandy beach in perfect harmony.” It is a modern prora, so to speak. Or better: a socialist variant of the Timmendorfer Strand. This sensation was made possible “thanks to the policy of the Koreas workers’ party, which focuses on people” (KCNA). The first Russian bathers were already expected a few days ago. “But now there is a fun in North Korea” (“Frankfurter Rundschau”).

One or the other German citizen would certainly be good to “experience a new level of civilization” and to be fulfilled with joy.

The obvious question must of course be: Why don’t we have something like this in rich Germany? One or the other citizen would certainly be good to “experience a new level of civilization” and to be fulfilled with joy without having to drive away (and therefore either sit down in environmentally harmful aircraft or to be exposed to day -to -day, nervous motorway states). Do the communist system competitors actually always have to go with a good example before local politicians and “decision -makers” open a light?

In this country, the little man has to gather his entire over the years in order to be able to spend a few sunny days in Formentera or on Crete, where he then has to drink questionable beer and with a large part of his holiday fund the southern European parasol referral.

Do we have no political-aesthetic visionaries, no modern, future-referring civil engineers and architects in Germany, no bright, non-conformistic entrepreneurs and brave financiers? What happened to our nation? A people of hesitation, nase drills, Leitz folder bureaucrats, half -alphabets and smombies. Instead of building a bathing paradise including white sandy beach in Germany, you paving – in times of the climate catastrophe that is already clearly noticeable – continues to be stubborn in the country with six -lane motorways and uniform high -rise buildings that not only look like laying batteries for humans.

Today’s Germany: a sad land full of concrete, smog and exhaust gas clouds installed to the last corner. Malls, factories, warehouses, underground garages, parking garages, motorway bridges, expressways, petrol stations and construction sites. A country that you drive through as quickly as possible because you want to continue as quickly as possible, get out of the concrete and exhaust hell, somewhere, just away from here. If you want a bit of air and light, you will probably have to emigrate sooner or later.

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It could be so easy: you would only have to remove a part of Germany that is hardly used, unsightly or economically already to be torned out of Germany (and there should be a number of more artificially created lake after a short consultation. Unusable, economically powerful and/or problematic -looking areas and “small cities” could be successfully eradicated, and the land that had become free could be brought to a new sense.

The result would be a win-win situation: people no longer have to live there, could be relocated to Suhl or Western Pomerania unbureaucratically, Germany would be more exciting and more beautiful, and the largest most modern lido in Europe, in a perfect harmony, on dead terrain, such as Phoenix from the ashes.

I already see this great cultural heritage of the future in front of me: in the heart of Germany, where a depressing industrial area or a cleared lignite area was previously used by a vest or a surplus small town (Neumünster, Ludwigshafen, Heilbronn), the view now glides over the gently waves under blue sky, the powerful water slides in the world, Artistically designed buildings on white sandy beaches and the first magnificent palm trees on German soil.

I am not sure whether the planning should not be started today than tomorrow with the planning.

In any case, it is certain: if the future Chancellor*will once cut through the red ribbon and say: “I hereby ceremoniously hand over the beach paradise of Honoludwigshafen (or Heilbronnolu) to the German public,” I will be among the guests of honor. As that not enough visionary to be priced, who always focused on the wishes of the people in his column and had the idea for this great activity.