The testosterone only slowly pulls out of these premises.
Photo: DPA/Jan Woitas
It can be spoken out once: male dressing rooms and community showers are among the most unpleasant publicly accessible areas in the world. The smell alone, this “complex mixture of individual body extensions”, as the Google AI calls it trivialize, is to run away, this cloud made of sweat, foot cheese, plastic/rubber/metal, intestinal gas and deospray, into which you inevitably run as soon as you enter these rooms.
But the most terrible are the people who go in and out there. You are, whether you want or not, suddenly confronted with people in your immediate surroundings who you usually avoid carefully and with which you would never meet voluntarily in everyday life: with other men. In other words: with stupid bags, enemies of civilization and types of bold types of different kinds, with AfD voters, esoteric Ottos, Islamists, business students or other men with a questionable state of mind. A sentence by the incomparable men’s expert Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) immediately comes to mind: “The man needs three things: dazzling appearance, brutality and limitedity.”
“The man needs three things: dazzling appearance, brutality and limitation.”
Dorothy Parker
If you are lucky, you have to speak to anyone about these creatures during the five minutes in which you are moving here. Jean Paul Sartre’s famous Sentenz “The hell, that’s the others” suddenly gets a completely new meaning here. Of course, communication -like manifestations take place in a volume around you at a volume that is difficult to hide: “Well, age, ey, are also there today?” (Fist Bump, Gockely posture, scratch on the sack) – “Yo, I have to.” – “It is okay here, right? Can you train well? Unfortunately, quite a few of the other bank also there. ”The poor fool seems proud of his sparrow brain and his resentment, which is stuck in the Middle Ages, which of course he considers a kind of clever cooler.
There she is, reliable as always: the man’s deep -seated fear that a gay man who is nearby, touch him, might infect him, make him gay. Through homobacilli, transmission of thought, hypnosis, voodoo, dark machinations or a courageous grip on the limb. But that won’t happen. The idiot also has to fear that minimum civilization stands in his mind and transform it into a reasonably socially compatible creature.
On the constant background noise from wheezing, wheezing and strangling and spitting noises, which dominates the shower and changing rooms, and the continued showers and the stupidly trumpet of all kinds of mentally debris has been used to at some point: So they are, these men, these Neandertal beings, think in the guilty. Products of a divine failure of gigantic extent, which somehow succeeded in cheating through evolution for millennia. Not a minute you can hold the flap and refrain from publicly noting the extent of your stupidity and ignorance.
No, they can’t. And they don’t want that either. You always have to tell your environment that you are the immovable center of the universe, that your impossible opinion on any irrelevant things forms the yardstick for everything without exception. You have to tell you what size and speed your automobile has, how many women in your life you have already sexually satisfied or how many you intend to satisfy in the future. If possible, you always have to make you a mix of Reich Party Day and bachelor party. You can never accept that there are life plans beyond the stroke of the stroke in which you live in which protein shakes, Bundesliga results, top speeds and offensive thick-eggs have no meaning.
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I am not sure whether, in a better future, men’s educational officers are not selected by public spaces in which men come together, patrol and ensure that those who are too loud, to testosterone or too stupid or show problematic social behavior, exercise self -criticism and have to be praised. Depending on the severity of the violation, points in the “behavior pass” of the respective delinquent could also be entered. One could organize the analogous to the Flensburg point system: who loudly brings into the shower: a point; Anyone who gives homophobic statements: three more points, and so on. After reaching eight points, the withdrawal of permission threatens to stay in public places. Further measures such as the obligation to participate in a civilization appropriation seminar could also be imposed.
In any case, it is certain: the seminar leader, who is lovingly letting his gaze wander over his cane collection, is already clear.
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