The good column-at the G-spot of the automobile

We often tend to take our läppian problems and our everyday placking and small failures too important. We complain about the high rent, the rising prices in the supermarket, the electricity bill, the daycare fees and like to overlook the fact that we are not the only ones in the world that deals with the difficulties every day that life brings with it must. Others don’t have it easy either.

So let’s think of those who have much more to lose than their void job or their shabby.

The “Communist traffic light government” has been making life on hell for a while, so recently complained about Ulf, an old acquaintance of me, who, when we used to meet in the late evening at the counter of a Schöneberger bar, complained about my political beliefs could always get a little off and used relevant comments. Like most Germans, I was also a “left -wing -sifftery incorrectly eternal eternal,” he, Ulf, found. “There is no problem that could not be solved by the professional use of a light sports car,” he told me, while he was sparking me with his martini decorated with OSSETRA caviar. “The accelerator pedal is the G-spot of the automobile!”

He then complained bitterly about the countless tortures, which he had to go through at the moment. So his matters recently not felled his favorite cashmere sweater correctly. In addition, the parking lot intended for his car was again parked by the “long misery”, its non -useful snack chief. And on top of that, to make matters worse, his long -time jeweler had moved. All of this has to be “cope”. Where should he only have his cufflinks polished now? Even countless other “Stalinist regulations” is subject to his life, which he does not even dare to list. “Where should that end?”

Nevertheless, despite all the unbill, one should not fall into whining, but have to be “confident and stay fit for the hard times that come to us,” he said, tapping his straw with his 24 carat gold vigorously onto the edge of the person. “The market is not a cuddly paradise!”

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The bad thing is: he and his same would not only be present, but even “if our people soon indicate the tone”, so that he is seriously considering whether he is actually the HONMA- Buy 5-star set that he had recently reserved, or briefly switch to a cheaper variant. He snorted visibly excitedly and shook his head resigned. So far it has already come with him: Even someone like him must already think about limiting his needs heavily and “strapping the belt closer”!

Only a week ago, Ulf continued, for example, he had to have the fitness lounge in the small property that he was occasionally forced to use as a second home, had to be converted into a humidor because the costs for the sauna landscape were “a little irritating” be. Instead, he now visits – »Imagine! Like a proletus! «-Twice a week an exclusive capital-resistant wellness resort,” at least the scum could not afford “.

After all, the terrace of the Separee, which he rented there, offers an excellent view, said Ulf. From there you could extensively let your gaze wander over the many colorful and with amazing creativity constructed makeshift accommodation that the homeless would have built. Some of the tent -like dwellings built from plastic tarpaulins and wood waste were “recognizable by lay hand”, but what can one expect from people who “consistently refuse to meet the requirements of a modern social market economy” or have not grown. “Well, exercise makes the master!” Says Ulf, his cartier reading glasses in the breast pocket of his jacket, and finally, and finally, an unsettlent gesture in the direction of the boards. “Everything was not perfect on my first property.” But you should never give up. “It is so sad that these people are afraid of freedom and refuse to accept the gift of personal responsibility.”

I didn’t tell him that this evening, but: I am not sure whether people like Ulf in a better future, “motivated by appropriate incentives”, as a friend of mine tends to formulate with a little wink, not “could do astonishing services on a rice field”.

In any case, it is certain that an AfD, CDU and FDP ban could be a start.