Talke Talks – Landweib | nd-aktuell.de

Howdy from Texas, dear readers,

I think about them all the time! For example, how good you look, how young and strong you are determined in which beautiful East German city you are likely to live or what political attitudes you have to have (of course the right one!). All of this, just to understand what you would like to read from me! And you, do you think of me in return? I was born in the Chernobyl year, blessed with an average Slavic appearance, politically ambig and in the Dallas-Fort-Worth Metropol region (DFW), which is hardly known to the Germans. When you hear “Dallas”, you immediately think of the Kennedy attack, the tasted series “Walker, Texas Ranger” or the silly soap opera “Dallas”, its location, the pretty Southfork Ranch, I also visited. Then it turned out that the legendary giant pool in which was so often stuffed, fought and drunk was almost drowned, is actually tiny and only seemed larger thanks to special effects. By the way, the ranch housed a Christian radio station and the tea party movement after series end.

Then there is the “Real Housewives of Dallas”, a reality broadcast for which, my dear readers, are certainly too sophisticated and which I, whose level is variable, have gladly looked at ̶ although the suburb in which I live is laughed at as a province. (If you are interested: the program may accompany rich, certainly beauty -surtured and my multiple mental diagnoses ignoring women how to fuel, fight and almost drown. Threesome in front of the cameras, false cancer and start prison terms.

In the past few years, Dallas-Fort Worth had almost moved into the background, if it weren’t for Taylor Sheridan, a stocky, cantile guy, visually an Ami-Til-Schweiger (but with more coal), which as an actor now failed as a director. You may know his cult series “Yellowstone” and your offshoots, some of which were shot in DFW. Shows that devote themselves to the myth of the Wild West; With pseudo-legal ranchers, permanent alcoholic blondes, murdering cowboys and vengeful native Americans who have one thing in common: love for the country. In »1883« Fort-Worth is still presented as a lawless dusty hole, in »Yellowstone« the Texas »6666 Ranch« will be chosen as a cowboparadies. This actually exists, her area is a lot larger than Berlin and Sheridan acquired 320 million a few years ago. It is to be hoped that his pool corresponds to the budget.

And then Sheridan turned the Texasshow par excellence in Fort Worth, “Landman”. It is about the dangerous, dirty and supposedly poorly paid (“only $ 180,000 a year”) work on the oil field; The Mexican drug cartel present in almost all US series that are what you think of; Sturic, often ugly honorary men and their hot, always crazy chicks. It is advertised for fossil fuels, for alcohol at the wheel, sex without a condom and ̶ This is unusual for the USA cigarettes. But when Billy Bob Thornton cuts off the fingertip with the pocket knife because he has no time for hand surgery or his ex-wife does a senior home trip to the strip club because the old ones are lonely, the Texans and other country people know that none of this is so absurd. Even if the one just described should be below their level, dear readers: they still have my recommendation for this program.