Damn, the champagne showers are becoming more and more expensive, especially in the USA.
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Howdy from Texas, dear readers, what are the clearest signs that we are in a recession? In addition to the boring facts that we get in the news ten times a day, I mean. Economic experts speculate that in times of economic doldries, men buy fewer underpants (because nobody looks there?), Women more lipsticks (so that they look at someone else!). Others see the greatest indicator of a financial crisis in the fact that delivery meals at Uber Eats or Door Dash can recently pay off with the payment provider Klarna. The fees for meal orders in the USA have risen so radically that it may soon be called one or the other tinder profile: “Do not wear underpants, but like to share my last truffle pizza with you.”
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Because let’s be honest, the youngest generation of sales loves Protz and Status. Concerned Genz-Er now questions about social media, as we would have survived the 2008 economic crisis. By not treating ourselves to Hermès belt at the school leaving certificate, haven’t reserved VIP tables in the club when going out and maybe not expensive hotels in Amalfi in summer? I am not sure how the German generation Z is on it-according to my network searches, she too is luxury-, in this country the youth turns the bike on the bike as well as it has won the lottery: drinks in bars old fashion, tests Kaviar on her socials and participates in the »collagen-banking« trend (the visa loses, for collagen loss, to prevent it, it should be too late from 40, so I only have one year).
I don’t want to sound like an old Karen – a constantly complaining of a middle -aged legally complaining woman with “cheeky” short haircut (what is the German equivalent?) – but we should all learn to save again. When the last major financial crisis broke out over us in 2008, luxury goods were spurned, the global sales of champagne broke. And with the tariff increases in the United States in the United States, the champagne seems to be unreachable soon. If we only have crimean sect with us, there may even be hope that I will break with alcohol. That would not only be economical, but also good for my collagen formation.
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And let’s stay with the Perlwein: A well -known champagne house was a partner of the Dallas Art Fair for years and generously gave everyone to the press previews, including me. This year there was only bitter sparkling wine. »Scandal! The champagne is gone, the economic crisis is here, «I hissed. “Relax,” said a journalist colleague, “they now have a whole free of charge instead of champagne, with wine, tequila and vodka.” So the art trade still seems good. And other super rich do not have to strap the belt closely, even send their fiancee to giggle into space for eleven minutes to giggle with the girls.
The public reaction to the latest space mission last Monday was very negative, the Americans saw it a silly waste instead of a feminist act. Perhaps because only a woman from the sextet is astronautin and pop star Katy Perry with comments like “We are going to put the ass in Astronaut” (so ass in her pants, but not in the brave but in the provocative sense) unpleasantly noticed. No idea whether and how much she had to pay for this space, but the expenses would quickly be taken back with a coachella appearance. The indebted spectators are definitely coming.