Two rhetoricians, in exceptional silence together, in March at the International Crafts Fair in Munich
Photo: dpa/Sven Hoppe
In the last days of his blessed term, he was back, our Robby bear. At the Greens’ state council on April 6, the Fugelicht, blinded Federal Minister of Economics, celebrated the motto that one had to speak “what you see” (what does the man? Flowering windwheel plantations?) And sworn across the “fashionable citizen”, who “makes self -determined decisions” and the “sovereign” of “open society”. And because that was not enough, the advertising world record actuator »Bündnis 90/The Greens praised as (…) freedom -loving, self -determination loving center party that holds the republic together«.
In view of this self -adhering self -adherence for two seconds, you rubbed your ears – as well as whether Habeck’s delirating word creations (“Pomanatic further work”), which that of the “Federal Exterior Mother” and “Rhetorical rubble grenade” (Friedrich Küppersbusch) A. Baerbock (“to change” and “dare” “Tax inner payers”) easily the white wine.
Difficult to determine who has initiated the decline of linguistic expression: television or politics. The moderators – from the ARD to Phoenix to ZDF – for years all for years no longer manage to formulate a reasonably correct sentence. “Someone” or “becomes” – whereupon “he possibly” escalates ” -” absolutely “,” mega “,” totally “, which is of course” super -exciting “, and fully” kick “, stops” performance “and the blatant” commit “. At the end of the day, “the” creative “” Wording “, the TV journalist, the largest tymphs of the public service, is reduced to” have on the piece “.
It is quite possible that Robert Habeck too often has or maintained with the matt disc stored in Berlin, reflecting ties and word -finding pipes and dyed it. He climbed another highlight on April 3. at his final appearance in the Federal Press Conference, when he had complained in the first sentence “The most disropple increase in customs increases for nineties”, immediately “wanted to count the parallel” – the multipel in singular parallel to something – and warned that we should not make the mistake of sharing Donald Trump’s basic income.
This actor, which was badly and the crazy, has created artist’s artist and created the crazy circular scaffolding. Again from the BPK: “The decisions that have become known”; Provisions “must be combined” (caution, house search!), Namely in the horny “sector areas”. Or it is important to “build a common line”, which “uses the rise of economic prosperity”. “We shouldn’t put on fire now”, since “a spiral is started out of it”. No, no: “Radical acceptance of reality”, if not taking reality: “This is the paradigm on which the new government has to act.”
The permanent articulatory and semantic melt – that is the legacy of the economy presentor Robert Habeck, the leading rider of the voice apocalypse. Anyone who believes that, since he was referred to the farm, at least lingual, a lot turns into the better has not made the invoice with the ideal tavern racket Markus Söder. “The effort has to be run at the end,” gibberish Söder on April 3 with Ms. Illner, “we have to use and increase the country.” In other words: “We just have to commit.”
It can be assumed that the Bavarian Prime Minister, who leads a persistent campaign against the indefinite and the specific articles (why does nobody notices that the rhetorical area is consistently cycling the beautiful small words if he does not use them wrong? It should be borne in mind “that the jobs are endangered,” the manic stumbles steam and smokeer over his own tongue, regardless of where he opens. “We start a catch-up plan,” and that is “such an exciting feeling”, he confesses to Welt-TV around April 9th.
Apart from the constantly outstanding rancid football analogies, the Franconian bratwurf tintfluencer teaches us that everything doesn’t matter in the sphere of the medial message today. Söder announced the “new German deal” and “the Germany package” and “a real technology attack” at the presentation of the coalition agreement. And: “The gastro tax is reduced.”
I lower the tired head in view of statements in view of these “spontaneous rapid shots” (Söder): “It also runs through principles”; “Whether you confess our country to our values and make an important contribution to the strength of our country”; “It gets a small one and can become a small bestseller, because every sentence is pure politics.” And none other than the Nuremberg clever head can grant him in one sentence.
But comfort donates and rescue the language promises where it turns mischievously against the booming stupidity. As Dr. Markus Söder about “buzzing around”, talking about special wealth, “as everyone has circulated”, a dictation of the millennia Heino Jaeger drove me into the battered brain: “This is circulating on truth.”
And everything was good again.