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You can only be happy if you are healthy, because if you are sick, nothing brings you joy anymore. And that even though those who are sick have fewer worries, because it is said: Nor mentsch is gesint, hot er tojsent daye, nor er vert krank, hot er ejn daye. (“When a person is healthy, he has a thousand worries; when he gets sick, he has one worry.”)
Yes, if you’re sick, nothing brings you joy anymore. If you’re healthy, nothing makes you happy – but that’s because the world is so bad. Although it can’t be that bad if you’re obviously healthy.
“Do you remember, Moysche, last month you were feeling so bad, then later I made you some soup…”
“Oh dear, Sorele, that was completely different: first you made me some soup, and later I felt so bad.”
So you can always get sick later. Words, okay, but right now you would at least be healthy. And that’s the main thing, whether now or later!
Why is this the main thing? That’s because: Even if the world is bad, even if it is worse than bad, yes, even if it is so bad that it can’t get any worse, then things are still a little worse – if you are worse off than the world. Then the world is bad for you, and you are also sick, also for yourself. And when you’re sick, you might also become angry with the world, and in the end you’re almost as no good for the world as the world is bad for you. If, on the other hand, you are healthy: then the world is bad for itself, but you are completely healthy for yourself.
In any case: To ensure that you stay as healthy afterwards as you would have liked to have been before, there is a doctor. However, seeing a real doctor is almost impossible. The only thing that is even more impossible is getting to the hospital. And this despite the fact that you are born in the hospital and often die there. But what about the time in between? The time in between is spent in the waiting room.
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Magnus Terhorst
Alexander Estis, a freelance Jew without a permanent address, writes so much schmontz in this column that it will make you sick to your stomach.
Because the most important strategy of the healthcare system is to wear the patient down so much before every treatment that he wants nothing more than to finally be released from this healthcare system.
So seeing a real doctor is almost impossible, and even if you see a real doctor, it doesn’t mean it’s a real doctor.
And even if you see a real doctor, it doesn’t mean that he will see you. Because maybe he only sees his papers, his screens and his instruments. Yes, even if he sees you, he may not see you completely, but only partially. One only sees your liver, the other only sees your lungs, the third only sees your heart, the fifth only, I don’t know, your pericardium – and the sixth your wallet.
Of course, these are just really bad clichés that are not true, not in the least, but mostly mostly. These are really bad clichés, because the doctor is just doing his job. He does his job just like everyone else. What is the difference between a thief and a doctor? The thief’s home visit is included.
But nothing is too bad for my health – as long as the health insurance pays. And anyway, as I said, these are all really bad clichés, because most doctors are conscientious and honest. So honest that sometimes it would be more conscientious not to be so honest.
“Doctor, I’m already dreading the kidney operation… How much will it cost me?”
“Well, at least one kidney…”
A visit to the doctor is not for the faint of heart, especially a visit to a neurologist. But as I have already said, nothing is too bad for my health, not even my nerves, especially those of the doctors.
“Doctor, what news do you have for me?”
“Mr. Rabinovich, I have good and bad news for you…”
“It’s better to get the bad one first, doctor!”
“Well, the bad news is: Unfortunately there is no good one…”
Yes, a visit to the doctor is not for the faint of heart. But that’s how it is with doctors: either you go there – or you die. This is because the world is sometimes very unhealthy for people. However, there is nothing healthier than the world, because it is significantly less healthy for people not to be in the world.
Why is the world so unhealthy and why is there nothing healthier than the world? Don’t ask me, ask the Creator, he created them this way. Why? Because he can now play doctor in this world. God is the supreme doctor of the entire cosmos – and if you hardly see an ordinary doctor, then it is clear why God never shows up. He just has tojsent dades (a thousand worries). All right, as long as he’s healthy!
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