Ezzes from Estis – what do the people eat?

Cook

“Chaim, you know, you should cook with your wife more often. Cooking pacified, cooking calms … “

“I’m constantly cooking with her!”

Ezzes von was

Magnus Terhorst

Alexander Estis, a freelance Jew without a permanent residence, writes so much Schmonzes in this column that the pejes grow.

“I’ve never seen that! How, you keep cooking with your wife? “” Nu, I keep cooking – internally. “

Filed fish

The fish is sacred. Why is the fish sacred? Because his eye is always open. Because he has more scales than a lion. Because nobody can hear him, but he still sings. And why does the fish sing? Because he wishes to be filled, from something sacred, namely fish. Then it is called filed fish. And filed fish is sacred to us, especially on the Schabbes.

pork

Sometimes you have to go on good luck. Even if Schabbes is. You can’t eat pork on the Schabbes. Of course, you shouldn’t eat pork on other days, but also on the Schabbes. Therefore, the sentence is that you shouldn’t eat pork on the Schabbes, true and valid and cheap. In addition, you shouldn’t eat pork on the Schabbes in the evening. Of course, you cannot eat pork on the Schabbes in the morning and at noon, and even on all other days in the morning and at noon and in the evening and at night – although it is not even a day at night.

But you shouldn’t eat pork on the Schabbes in the evening. And above all not, after seducing a chicken that is also married, and not me to anyone, but with the pastor.

And why do you seduce the pastor’s wife? Because the pastor can eat pork, even on Fridays, and that’s why he becomes fat and his wife sleeps with someone else. In any case, if you have already seduced a fate that is also married, then you shouldn’t eat pork, especially in the evening at the Schabbes.

But sometimes God has forbearance, and you can eat pork before, and that can be good and gladly in the evening on a stabbing. The problem is that you cannot know when God has forgiving. Therefore, you have to go on good luck.

Salo

“Oj Wej, I can’t buy a salo (bacon) and nothing at all, because my Bänker Machule made it and left to Switzerland.” “Nebbich! But if you had money, you could buy Salo while he can’t buy a salo in Switzerland, even with all your money, because you don’t even know what Salo is there.

Chaim and the chickens

Chaim had three chickens.

But did Chaim have three chickens? One would slaughter one tomorrow, the second in a month and the last one a month later. So did he have three chickens? Actually not.

So he went to Schlomo and asked for three new ones. So now he had three chickens? He would slaughter the three old ones, the three new ones afterwards, and then he would have to return Schlomo three. So he had no three chickens, but even three less than none at all.

So Chaim bought a gock to get more chickens. But he would have to eat the eggs, which is why he wouldn’t have three chickens.

So Chaim found himself that he had no chickens and was no longer worried.

A lot of food

I like to eat a lot.

But I like to eat rather than eat a lot. Even though I would rather eat a lot than like.

So I like to eat, but not a lot. You can also say that I often like to eat, but little, and sometimes even very much, but unfortunately nothing at all. So you actually have to say that I would not like to eat a lot and would like to eat a lot.

And of course that’s not the same.