The cucumber farmer last revenge: coach Pelé Wollitz and his Cottbuser, here at celebrating in Rostock.
Photo: Imago/Andy Bünning
The sun shines mildly into my Kemenate and the leagues in German football rush and praise on the home stretch. What do I like? St. Pauli may stay in the Bundesliga, the second Hamburg club is back up, the Cologne carnival club can make it on the last match day. With Dynamo Dresden, the east is again with two clubs in league two, you don’t have to like the fans of the Saxons, a sporting enrichment is dynamo in any case.
If you don’t have to love, Pelé Wollitz, who is actually called Claus Dieter. What he does in Cottbus is phenomenal. Wollitz whirls the zone edge area to the finest. With energy, the focus is not on the art of the beautiful game, in Cottbus it is time to hold, stay steadfast, trust your own strength, to meet the better opponent with cunning, always give everything and much more. In order to get to the top, FC Energie Cottbus needed the right trainer who can get the necessary eleven percent from the players over average.
Ballhaus East
Imago/Matthias Koch
Frank Willmann looks at football between Leipzig, Łódź and Ljubljana.
Claus-Dieter Wollitz, a former football player in the East Westphalian Brakel, is loud, demanding, rumbling, unreasonable, insulting, challenging, a prolet who was positive for his herd, such as the young Manfred Krug in “Trace of the Stones”, a Redeemer, an indestructible optimist.
He knows how to turn the invisible screws, here a little oil into the fire, shared the sugar bread there. Wollitz can scratch, bite and earthworms. I think that if necessary, it can also make legs porridge by means of invisible strength flows if it requires the general mixture.
Wollitz has two cats in the morning and sips a dozen parrot eggs. He is a fucking fossil from the former 90s: one who knows how to handle the whip but treats his protective people (all in and around Cottbus) more kindly than the mother of Mary.
During the game in Rostock, a bad look recently enough to overflow the diapers of the anxious Rostockers. The scourge of Lausitz had brought them something that they hadn’t expected. Cutting, cutting, cutting.
You have to praise him, he is a cuddly monster, the cucumber farmer’s last revenge. If Wollitz wins against Ingolstadt on the last matchday at home, we will surely experience two ingenious relegation games for promotion to the 2nd league. Braunschweig, Fürth or Münster, dress warmly, one of you three is the next woolen seat victim.
The earth will shake to the relegation game in Cottbus, the hell of hell. Wollitz will offer all strengths and helpers to complete his personal Jesus project. Because there can only be one that redeems the lusatia into force and glory. His name is Claus-Dieter. He has overcome humanity and will circle around the earth as light beings after climbing to the 2nd league. Floor control to Major Claus-Dieter. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!