Ezzes von was – so rosa

A long time ago I was much younger than I am no longer today. Back then or even because of that, I always wanted to do something that I shouldn’t have done and don’t even want to do, and sometimes I can’t do it. In such cases I always heard: “If you do that, aunt will become pink brojges! ”Of course I asked myself every time aunt Rosa Brojges was. But I never got an answer to that.

Nor did I get an answer to whether I had ever met aunt Rosa Brojges or whether I would ever meet her in the future. Because Aunt Rosa was much older at the time than she could have been later and lived in a distant time, which she still seems to do today. However, this distance is very close and also with her aunt pink.

Aunt Rosa is so close that I always feel your closeness as soon as I want to do something that I better not do or don’t even want to do. That never happens, but every time I feel Aunt Rosa’s closeness. And Aunt Rosa’s closeness is not of the way you would want to feel it every time.

I would much prefer to feel Aunt Riwa’s closeness because Aunt Riwa’s proximity also means the proximity of Latkes, or if necessary the proximity of Aunt Bluma, because despite her name, her proximity does not remind you of a flower and is not at all, but actually not at all – and sometimes an proximity that is not felt, the best way of closeness, especially when it comes to the mixing poch. In any case, Aunt Rosa’s closeness does not remind you of a rose, but is quite noticeable, even threatening and scary, frightening and frightening, ready to worry and spreading. Aunt Rosa’s closeness is overwhelming and devastating. And all of this even though I was never really close to Rosa; So what would only be if that actually happened?

Ezzes von was

Magnus Terhorst

Alexander Estis, a freelance Jew without a permanent residence, writes so much Schmonzes in this column that the pejes grow.

The big problem or dilemma or paradox is – I do not know which of these terms, which in turn is a problem or dilemma or paradox, even if a smaller one than the big one, and this is: I often don’t know why I shouldn’t do or want to do something at all.

Sometimes I already know. For example because it is wrong or because it is prohibited in the writing or even both. Often, however, I still don’t know why I shouldn’t do it, even if it is wrong or is prohibited in writing. Then I pray in my desperate ignorance and in my ignorant despair to God.

»Gottenju, Gotten!«

“What is again, Schlojme? I’m just brushing my teeth! “

“Well, I’ll ask later!”

»Schloime, now ask you more! I am God, I can also brush your teeth and answer your silly questions at the same time, and also pour out a small deluge over the world if necessary! “

So I ask God why I shouldn’t do this or that – why, by the way, belongs that God is better not harassed with silly questions, especially when he is just cleaning teeth – so I ask God, why I shouldn’t do this or that, and God replies:

“Because aunt Rosa otherwise brojges becomes!”

Brojges – angry, evil